Crash Course on Dear Leader!
Last updated June 2026
BREAKING! Self-described "media-addicted charlatan" of the queer variety gets a website after years of letting consumption suppress her creative drive!! Give her the mic, Harold, and let her give the scoop! Oh, me? I'm sunshine and goddamn rainbows reified by a collective of synaptic, syntactic meat cubes. I drink life's boredoms and passions gulpy-style through a boba straw wide enough to choke a turtle. We're chasing post-modern malaise here, but we're also chasing dreams, baby. I've forsaken my soul and tongue to artistry, and all the devil gave me was this lousy pink little forum. Shame to let a good gift go to waste, so let's get jotting!!
So who am I? I'm the unproud owner of a $200,000 piece of paper that say I write good. I'm also the proud mother to thousands. Sigils, I mean. What, you think I meant meatbabies?? Nay, my brood of inkbabies, those that swarm you as we speak. I breastfeed them a steady diet of blackmilk and pop philosophy buzzwords. Extended exposure to labels baffles my weak little poststructuralist brain, so let's outsource the work: what have people said about the Princess? I've been called an "inconsiderate bastard", "the kindest person I've ever met", "skilled in Japanese", a "faggot", a "petite androgyne" and, with respect to neurodivergence, "definitely something" (corroborated). Hope this helps. Did it not? My website, my rules, and I'll waste as many words as I want here to because talking is free and I'm a goddamn cheapskate. This page used to be more serious (performative!!), as the OGs would know, but Kerthunk! Charlotte bomb. I'm Charlotte, by the way, nice to meet you. This is an incredibly strange place for us to get to know each other, but we should def talk some time! My DMs are always open and I've got all these little essays and twines I think you'll like (or at least I hope you will (-n-) ). And they're all free, too! For now. But always on request, they *can* be! Don't you just love disincentivizing capitalist practice solely to your own personal loss? Oh, dear reader, I have a spectacular idea! Let's play a game. A way to break the ice a little more efficiently in the most tried and true formula for character assessment. We'll do it all dating-app style. Let's lead with the big two.
What are my Political Beliefs? Filth my politics, filth is my life!
What are my Religious beliefs? All gods are worthless to me but my pagan cultural idols who feed my inner reality (included, but not limited to: Bjork, Charles Baudelaire, Guy Debord, Peter Falk, LilithZone and Gregg Araki). Art is the gourmet fuel of life in this broadly post-reflective post-communal hell-era. I want to get this life thing of mine plump and healthy, so I grow her lots of art to eat.
What do I do on weekends? Your mother. At the age of 23, I am not above these churlish blows.
What am I looking for in a relationship? Huh, well... someone who's sincere, forward and unashamed to tell me what's on their mind,...someone with a lot of conviction for whatever it is they've dedicated themselves towards, someone with an unerring desire for art, intimacy and intelligent conversations, your mother. All plusses, none necessarily required.
If I'm not losing my mind bathing in the chaos of being, I'm: 1) dreaming of sapphic utopias! 2) placidly eating egg salad. 3) dead (in that order).
This has been tonight's rendition of dating a manic tgirl. We hope you enjoyed and tune in next time!
I've written a couple books (if you care [though given you're almost definitely here for my writing {unless you're prodding through the links on my public-facing social media, which honestly? Respect}]). They're, uh, unpublished and I feel I've aged out of their themes, but DM me the words COSMO or BLISS and I will start barking and shaking at my cage like a feral animal about the years of drawings and ideas and developments I've had for when I inevitably return to them. Also working on a book now about a bunch of rotting anarchist lesbians vibing out the end of the world, called SWAMPOUND WITCHES. Hopefully it'll be out soon, but it's hard to get writing done when you want it to be the final word on life itself lol. You'll see it soon, perhaps even in VN form. It's helping me find joy in these trepidatious times. Oh, and I'm actually also rewriting COSMO! Granted, with an unrecognizable structure and medium in mind. Beyond the academic and therapeutic, I also write a lot of reviews for games and movies. Only read them if interested at the links below. I'm also, like, in school for philosophy, putting myself in debt to ponder Existentialism, Philosophy of the Internet, Language, the Self, the value of Art, The Nature of Queerness and Politics.
Last pitch of the inning: I've been told I'm really good at inspiring people on writing, and would like to believe I'm skilled myself! Reach out sometime if you want to talk about the craft (or just shoot the shit, I'm lonely) at one of the places below! I will and repeatedly have sent paragraphs of writing feedback to people I met an hour before.
Some of my Favourite Stuff
(unordered. last updated july 2026)
Favourite Books:
Notes from the Underground, The Second Sex, Terminal Identity, Invisible Cities, The Fall, Either/Or, Nausea, Society of the Spectacle, Watchmen, House of Leaves, Flowers of Evil, Moby Dick, Exhalation, Infinite Jest, The Jungle, Pale Fire and The Book of Disquiet
Favorite YT Channels:
hazel, ThorHighHeels, Polyblank, Moon Channel, MallBat, Mara, FD Signifier, ceicocat, Folding Ideas, Honey Bat, Lute, Super Eyepatch Wolf, Jacob Geller, Majuular, Porpentine, a_lilan, kikiash and Bea Jumpup (also shoutout my friends GreasyMac and Archagent Everlasting)
Now visit the real pages on this site with EFFORT behind them! Off with ye!!