Crash Course on Dear Leader, Char Boopstable!
Last updated May 2026
BREAKING! Self-described "media-addicted charlatan" of the queer variety (typical) gets a website after years of letting consumption suppress her creative drive!! I'm sunshine and goddamn rainbows reified by a collective of synaptic, syntactic meat cubes. I drink life's boredoms and passions gulpy-style through a boba straw wide enough to choke a turtle. We're chasing post-modern malaise here, but we're also chasing dreams, baby. I've forsaken my soul and tongue to artistry, and all the devil gave me was this lousy pink little forum, so let's get jotting!!
So how am I? I'm a possessor of a $200,000 piece of paper that say I write good. I'm also a proud mother of thousands. My brood of inkbabies swarms you as we speak. I breastfeed them a steady diet of blackmilk and pop philosophy buzzwords. Extended exposure to labels baffles my weak little poststructuralist brain, so let's outsource the work: I've also been called an "inconsiderate bastard", "the kindest person I've ever met", "skilled in Japanese", a "faggot" and, with respect to neurodivergence, "definitely something". Hope this helps. My website, my rules, and I'll waste as many words as I want here to because talking is free and I'm a goddamn cheapskate. Remember how performative this page used to be? Kerthunk. Charlotte bomb. I'm Charlotte, by the way, nice to meet you. This is an incredibly strange place for us to get to know each other, but we should def talk some time! My DMs are always open and I've got all these great essays and twines for you! And they're all free, too! For now. But always on request, they *can* be! Don't you just love disincentivizing capitalist practice solely to your own personal loss? Let's play a game. Perhaps that shall break the ice a little more efficiently. Let's lead with the big two.
What are my Political Beliefs: Filth my politics, filth is my life!
What are my Religious beliefs: All gods are worthless to me but my pagan cultural idols who feed my inner reality (included, but not limited to: Siouxsie Sioux, Charles Baudelaire, Peter Falk, Guy Debord, LilithZone and Gregg Araki.) Art is the gourmet fuel of life in these post-reflective post-communal hell-eras. I want to get this life girl nice and fat, so I buy her lots of arts to eat.
What do I do on weekends: Your mother. At the age of 23, I am not above these churlish blows.
What am I looking for in a relationship? Huh, well... someone who's sincere, someone forward and unashamed to tell me what's on their mind, someone with a lot of conviction for whatever it is they've dedicated themselves towards, someone who is as obsessed with intimacy, art and intelligent conversations, your mother. All plusses.
If I'm not losing my mind bathing in the chaos of being, I'm: 1) dreaming of sapphic utopias! 2) placidly eating Egg Salad. 3) dead. This has been tonight's rendition of Dating some manic tgirl. We hope you enjoyed and tune in next time!
I've written a couple books, if you care, given you're almost definitely here for my writing (unless you're prodding through the links on my public-facing social media, which honestly? Based. They're, uh, unpublished and I feel I've aged out of their themes, but DM me the words COSMO or BLISS and I will start barking and shaking at my cage like a feral animal about the years of drawings and ideas and developments I've had for when I inevitably return to them. Also working on a book now about a bunch of rotting anarchist lesbians vibing out the end of the world, called SWAMPOUND WITCHES. Hopefully it'll be out soon, but it's hard to get writing done when you want it to be the final word on life itself lol. You'll see it soon, perhaps even in VN form. It's helping me find joy in these trepidatious times. Beyond the academic and therapeutic, I also write a lot of reviews for games and movies. Only read them if interested at the links below. I'm also, like, in school for philosophy, putting myself in debt to ponder Existentialism, Philosophy of the Internet, Language, the Self, the value of Art, The Nature of Queerness and Politics.
Also, I've been told I'm really good at inspiring people on writing, and would like to believe I'm skilled myself! Reach out sometime if you want to talk about the craft (or just shoot the shit, I'm lonely) at one of the places below!
The last bastions of my social media presence:
My Discord is @boopleone!
Itch, Backloggd, Letterboxd, Spotify, SteamSome of my Favourite Stuff
(unordered and last updated October 2024 [old!!])
And for good measure, here are my favourite books [Preface that I know this looks pretentious, but I swear I'm not trying to curate snobbery or whatever! I just don't read that much for fun and only end up reading stuff that comes up a lot academically]:
Notes from the Underground, The Second Sex, Terminal Identity, Invisible Cities, The Fall, Either/Or, Nausea, Society of the Spectacle, Don Quixote, Watchmen, No Longer Human, The Bell Jar, House of Leaves, Flowers of Evil, Moby Dick, Exhalation, Infinite Jest, The Jungle, Pale Fire and The Book of Disquiet
I'll throw out some cool YT channels too cus I waste too much time on there:
hazel, ThorHighHeels, Polyblank, Moon Channel, MallBat, Mara, FD Signifier, ceicocat, Folding Ideas, Honey Bat, eurothug, Lute, Super Eyepatch Wolf, Jacob Geller, Majuular, Jessie Gender, Porpentine, a_lilan, kikiash and Bea Jumpup (also shoutout my friends and collaborators GreasyMac and Archagent Everlasting)
Lastly, DONATION LINK. I am not of wealth, so toss me some coin if you can spare it and dig my work!
Now visit the real pages on this site with EFFORT behind them! Off with ye!!